| | That's right. I, the ultimate goody-two-shoes, am considering getting a tattoo. It would be one of ultimate dorkdom, however, and it would be very unobstrusive. I am holding off because I am unsure of whether I can handle the pain (as I have a very low pain threshold). If I get this tattoo, it is going to be on the inside of my right ankle (BELOW the bone, thank you very much) and it will say "[sic]." Sans period, of course. I have been thinking about getting it for months, ever since I saw my friend Kelly's question mark tattoo. I think that getting a small "[sic]" would be very me, because it would be small and discreet, yet it would show the grammar freak in me. Plus, it would be pretty cheap because it would just be black "type." No detail required (except maybe a Courier font). And when I'm an old lady, it won't look too silly because it will be on my ankle rather than, say, on my ass. I would have to coordinate a time when I would be off from work for a day or two, so I wouldn't kill myself trying to walk all over the place. I haven't told my mom, especially because I don't even know if I'll go through with it. If I get this, it means I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery. A few years ago, I may have cared about that, but now I really don't.
P.S. I never found my wallet. I have replaced almost everything from it. I probably just threw it in the trash by accident or something. My new wallet is red, so it will be easier to spot in case I ever lose it.
I like how well the owner dealt with this.
SAGLE, Idaho - Bad dog. Charlie the black lab drove his owner's car
into the Pend Oreille River. As Mark Ewing walked home Wednesday
evening after returning from picking up a pizza, Charlie jumped into
the car through an open window, and apparently knocked the vehicle into
gear....
This is an excellent story by a Time staff writer. I met him once about a year and a half ago, and he was really nice.
Shirley Gordon wanted it all and knew how to get it.
Her gifts for theft and deception brought her a fortune and a
legitimate claim to the title....
I just thought this was too funny, especially since Applebee's is one of my regular hangouts. At least the kid ended up OK.
ANTIOCH, Calif. - Kim Mayorga was confused when her 2-year-old started
making funny faces and pushing away the apple juice he had ordered at
Applebee's. The explanation came when she opened the lid of the sippy
cup and was hit by the smell of tequila and Triple Sec....
More on sippy cups...
ARLINGTON, Va. - The Transportation Security Administration is denying
allegations that an airport screener seized a toddler's sippy cup and
mistreated his mother, taking the unusual step of posting security
camera footage on its Web site.
There are some more fun articles that I found, but I tihnk I've posted enough. Have a great day!
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